when in my labI much insistour oldest pasteyou don’t ingestfor if you do yur act I see-I must reportto lab safety
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Um…okay?
Ummm… …okay, that works I guess.
Wow, whoever originally backed this 19th century publisher’s binding should’ve really taken a moment to calm down and take a deep breath first before continuing. They really beat the heck out of it with the hammer! Backing is “the process of shaping a ridge or shoulder on each side of the spine of a text […]
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It’s tradition!
I’ve been working on condition reports all week, and this certain song is stuck in my head…because condition rhymes with tradition.
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Vacuums!
So, our old HEPA filter vacuum broke yesterday, right in the middle of a mold-remediation project I was working on! BUT! I just found out today that the library is going to buy us a new Nilfisk vacuum for the conservation lab! Nilfisk vacuums are like the Rolls Royces of conservation vacuuming. I’m 100% sincere […]
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Conservation lab limericks
Here in the lab there’s no issues,With using our tissues,Except when you sneeze,We ask you quite please,Use the Kleenex and not the Sekishu! There once was a company named Demco,Whose products were used with a gusto,On spines they would drape,The most marvelous tape,Removing its really quite slow, yo. I work in a book-fixing lab,this makes […]
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Dissent
I’d like to dissent with the view that you should let your book-devouring pets near your library books.